Saturday, September 12, 2020

f's phrases of the dozen years

Upon noting my curls, peeking out from under the blanket wrapped Russian-style around my head: You're a sheep in a babushka scarf.

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Upon noting my excessive attention: I should be able to move without alerting you.

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Recently, upon passing an odd (religious) statue: Oh look, some old man kidnapped a baby Jesus.

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Upon being simply cute: My sus-pigeons are heightened.

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Upon passing the Toronto Fire and EMS Training Centre, from which one, and then two bag-pipers suddenly emerged, bags a-piping: Oh, ok, at least he [the first] is not a lunatic.

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And, best of all, several weeks later: Did I think it was more or less idiotic that a second bag-piper had emerged?

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With all my love, to our many more years of "f's phrases" and jollity <3

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