Monday, May 28, 2018

Friday, May 25, 2018

f's courtroom win of the new year:

me: Are you sleeping with your necklace on?
f: Yes, why?
me: Well, it looks like a choking hazard.....
f: Have you ever heard of anyone choking on their own necklace in their sleep?
me: Well...... no.
f: I rest my case!

Tuesday, May 15, 2018

In honour of all who lost their lives, all who mourn, all who fume and suffer and despair
Yesterday and every day of the past 70 years

Ligamentum

Tuesday, May 8, 2018

I pray for boredom.

You bored people: You don't know how lucky you are.