this morning, i cleverly inferred that our CEO is in town minutes before i actually saw him

... feeling very Holmesian

this is not the way i imagined coming out of my hole, but it should be written

two nights ago, i dreamt of a man. he stood behind me and wrapped his huge hands around my neck, squeezing until i began to pass out. i don't remember the fear of suffocation.. just the panic of feeling his hands glide into position